Swear to God, this happened last night.
  • My Dad: I'm having surgery on my hand tomorrow.
  • My Mom: I took three days off of work, just in case.
  • My Dad: Jesus, it's just two screws. It's not like they're cutting off a limb.
  • Me: ...That's not funny.
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  1. bowlingstar11 posted this